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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature
- Nov 6
- United States
- Deviant for 10 years
- He / Him
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these messages mean the world to me, kira....
I love you so much, honey
You're my world
- kurr was here :3c
I love you so much, honey
You're my world
- kurr was here :3c
Favourite Visual Artist
alicexz
Favourite Gaming Platform
PC
Tools of the Trade
Blank book, pen and a lot of coffee.
I saw this and liked the idea of it
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Rules: Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. The lower the score, the nastier you are.
Then respond as I'm __% Virgin.
[x]1. Smoked?
[x]2. Drank alcohol?
[x]3. Cried when someone died?
[x]4. Been drunk?
[x]5. Had sex?
[x]6. Been to a concert?
[x]7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob?
[x]8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob?
[x]9. Been verbally/sexually harassed?
[x]10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%
[x]11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up?
[x]12. Laughed so hard you cried?
[ ]13. Cheated on a boyfriend/ girlfriend before?
[x]14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/ girlfriend
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Maybe I shouldn't steal these...
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You're such a wuss.
You know this how?
Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
I beg to differ.
Your crush has a crush on me.
I have no crush, aside from the desire to crush the life from the wasted husk of carbon you so shamefully call a body!
I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
I've been the best at mathematics in most of schools I've been at so yeah... I got nothing for this one..........
Hurry up would you?
Maybe I'll hurry up, maybe I'll take my time, maybe you can go FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
You're so snobbish
Only because I'm better than you, and that isn't saying much
Wanna settle this outside?
I break you.
You afraid
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Yeah...
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DO YOU...
Drink?: No.
Smoke?: No.
Use Drugs?: No.
Cuss?: No.
Play Any Instruments?: No.
Have Any Piercings?: No.
Have Any Tattoos?: No.
Like To Annoy People?: No.
Like Life?: Yes.
Wear Make-Up?: No.
Dye Your Hair?: No.
Scream At The top of your lungs for no reason?: No.
Get Distracted By Shiny Objects?: No.
Like Pina Coladas?: No.
And Getting Caught In The Rain?: No.
ARE YOU...
Dependable?: Ask someone else.
Trustworthy?: Ask someone else.
Obsessive?: Ask someone else.
Hyper Active?: Why do you keep asking my opinions of myself?, only stuck up people have those.
Happy?: No.
Content?: No.
Boring?: What do you think?
Vio
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It feels like we've been together for such a longer time than 2 and a half years.. I've matured so much during our time together, Jacob. Not only that, but I've got to single-handedly witness with my own eyes your blossoming into the strong, hardworking man you are now. I couldn't be more proud of you. Through all the sappy dates to Tokyo steakhouse back when we were still new to each other, to the anniversary trip to the aquarium in Baltimore, and to finish off such a perfect day at one of the top restaurants on the East coast... Despite the cost of it all, I'll never, ever forget how perfect that trip was... You've always been so good to me. Even now, you constantly try to protect me from the things you know will hurt me, even if you know my dumb headstrong ass won't listen; and when I learn those lessons the hard way, you're always there to comfort me and kiss my forehead and even through those snarky "I told you so"s I still feel warmed by that playful smile on your face. I know it probably isn't a role you ever really wanted, but you're the best role-model I never had growing up, and I'm so fucking grateful you're in my life. I don't even want to think about where I'd be without you. Thank you so much for doing your best to help me overcome my stupid anxiety and insecurities... I may get irritated at you for the pushes I've so desperately needed, but please don't take it to heart. I know I need the starts you give me, and I know you don't need to hold my hand all the time everywhere I go, but... If you could just hold my hand a little longer, I feel like I could make it through anything life throws at me. You make me feel so warm -- you make me feel fucking invincible. I love you so, so much. I'm so unbelievably happy that we have each other... That I'm around you at all, and that I get to be your girlfriend...
Here's to many more years together, honey.
Here's to many more years together, honey.
YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE PERSON ON THIS POLLUTED ROTTING SPHERE
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!
thank you so much for spending your week off with me, honey <33
hugs and kissies
p.s. I go in for that amazon interview
TOMORROW SO WISH ME LUCK MWAH MWAH
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!
thank you so much for spending your week off with me, honey <33
hugs and kissies
p.s. I go in for that amazon interview
TOMORROW SO WISH ME LUCK MWAH MWAH
I doubt you'll ever truly grasp the immensity and sheer power of the feelings that I have for you.
I doubt anyone ever will. I doubt there are people who even understand at all why I stay by your side.
It may get lost in the little "I love you"s all the time, or the simple kisses and caresses that are shared
between us; it may get lost in the late night pillow talk as we gaze up at the ceiling and paint pictures
of possibilities of our futures - it may even get lost in the spiraled paragraphs I pour my heart into
whenever I feel like leaving you loving little messages on a page you never look at.
Even if it ends up finding itself tangled up in the bladed ropes of our arguments, or drifts from us in
our times of separation -- we can be sure that just like the ways we are, it'll flitter back past the
blind spots of our peripheral vision, and we will find each other all over again.
I love you so much, Jacob.
We've come so far, not only as a couple, but as individuals.
I don't ever want to give this up, even for the world.
I want to make something of myself, I want to continue growing together, and I want more
than anything to build a future with you. I want that cozy little house we've talked about, I want a bumbling
little puppy, I want to be here for you as long as you'll let me -- just as I want you to be around with me.
Thank you, for everything.
I doubt anyone ever will. I doubt there are people who even understand at all why I stay by your side.
It may get lost in the little "I love you"s all the time, or the simple kisses and caresses that are shared
between us; it may get lost in the late night pillow talk as we gaze up at the ceiling and paint pictures
of possibilities of our futures - it may even get lost in the spiraled paragraphs I pour my heart into
whenever I feel like leaving you loving little messages on a page you never look at.
Even if it ends up finding itself tangled up in the bladed ropes of our arguments, or drifts from us in
our times of separation -- we can be sure that just like the ways we are, it'll flitter back past the
blind spots of our peripheral vision, and we will find each other all over again.
I love you so much, Jacob.
We've come so far, not only as a couple, but as individuals.
I don't ever want to give this up, even for the world.
I want to make something of myself, I want to continue growing together, and I want more
than anything to build a future with you. I want that cozy little house we've talked about, I want a bumbling
little puppy, I want to be here for you as long as you'll let me -- just as I want you to be around with me.
Thank you, for everything.
m'yakub
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Throughout all
space and time
You're mine
space and time
You're mine